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७ घंटे पहले
Just realized that on Sunday, we get an extra hour of 2020.

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I wrote a really funny tweet but UPS lost it.

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I once threw a baseball 95 MPH that time I went sky diving.

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२ दिन पहले
“Wow, that’s a shit-ton of butter!”
--Me, watching any cooking show ever

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३ दिन पहले
If you want to feel completely powerless, scream "go away" at a drone while you're in your underwear.

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Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth.

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६ दिन पहले
Not to brag, but in my 20's I was known for my ability to give women multiple fake orgasms.

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७ दिन पहले
Tried to do a seance with my dead grandparents and it immediately devolved into a political argument.

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I'm open to the possibility that there are Culkin siblings we don't even know about yet.

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९ दिन पहले
Shit, there's no iPhone footage of my selfless act.

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१० दिन पहले
As a respected biohacker and AI pioneer, I was a natural fit to kick off @adobemax. https://t.co/Gq3jBj73UI

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१० दिन पहले
Just dropped off my ballot. Good luck, Kanye! https://t.co/M22wXy4DPt

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१२ दिन पहले
What they tell you -  "You can't run away from your problems."
What I have found - You can outrun 8% of them.

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१३ दिन पहले
My father has always cast a long shadow in my life. Mostly because he’s thin and only comes out at sunset.

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१५ दिन पहले
I can’t remember the last time I was this shocked by an NBC programming decision.

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