Shoutout to my fan Anna for waking up at 5am to talk to me about Thai nicknames and ping pong shows. https://t.co/QzKMakBeqV

Come to hear the story of how @thevirdas faked appendicitis at age 12, stay to hear that he actually had his appendix removed. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/Zkuuc9Z0LU

I did a fake ad for a real coffee shop in Slovenia. Now I want my money! https://t.co/Fn6KTaz1fI

I used my podcast to get Timothy Olyphant back into my life and he played me like a chump. https://t.co/pfOk236PFZ https://t.co/zvwhusK21X

Turns out I burnt my fingerprints off for nothing. https://t.co/585ICuhEZI

Apparently, my podcast has been a huge source of inspiration for my fan Carles' drag persona, Red Velvet. https://t.co/agaL7QxhXt https://t.co/jyIm6wTL6R

I had ulterior motives for inviting @Ramy Youssef on my podcast: to get a guest star role on his show and to talk about #TopGun: Maverick. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/DrKP0zKAGj

My fan Jill lives in a fake Star Trek town populated by Vulcans, cowboys, and Spocks. Hear more about this weird corner of the world @ https://t.co/ltYEnFI5VK https://t.co/IrzppCyczn

I didn’t ask @bryancranston to tell me the story of how he lost his virginity at age 16 to a sex worker in Austria, but he did. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/VupqAUlT4n

I told a rabbi about my favorite bit to do at a bris. https://t.co/wIOL5HjNHh https://t.co/4sBLoMCzJ5

As a longtime #GossipGirl fan, I had many questions for @PennBadgley. I may have embarrassed myself... https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/X1fv4O3gyY

Find out how @edhelms became one of the only cast members from #TheOffice who didn’t intern at my show. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/8smJGHZZGg

I had a great time talking to @ash_flowers about true crime, her favorite cases, and the best place to hide a body. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/q01h05I9na

I had a great time talking to @ash_flowers about true crime, her favorite cases, and the best place to hide a body. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/lFEmPqpe1E

Hear my pitch for a Pixar movie about a baboon named Garbage. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/ZbC83eAH3S

Hear me chat with @MichelleObama about insecurity, parenting, and “that guy” @barackobama. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/cVa1DtBwP0

Randall Park showed up to this interview with gifts. Future podcast guests, take note. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/EJ04x2aTuf

I loved Gilbert Gottfried — I saw him in a club when I was 20, and he redefined for me how funny someone could be on stage. Check out this link to help honor his memory. https://t.co/6PJzqivOtN

Hear me chat with a fan who is preparing to spend her first winter in Antarctica. https://t.co/vOFuPiL7q8 https://t.co/40PqRDTVK5

Had a great time in San Francisco with @MichelleObama to talk about her new book, #TheLightWeCarry. Get your copy at https://t.co/326opnhlHk or wherever books are sold. https://t.co/Mw5MS6uukk